I thought of a joke contest!

So here is what you have to do
1. Find some jokes
2. Decide which is the best or read the jokes to your friends and let them vote, so you’ll know which  is the coolest
3. Post it here with your penguin name and e-mail
4. The winner will be able to take a CP photo with Icy and me (Vestnichetod) plus a CP interview!
    Arctic Antics password for the guide included.

And here is a poll! Vote! What do you think? I think the Old CP was the best one..

The best Club Penguin – Old or New?
( polls)
Joke from me:
Why did the bicycle couldn’t stand up?
Because it was two tired.